The Quintessential (very Irish) Teacher

City/Suburb?
Suburb. Cities gimme migraines.

Graffiti: Crime/Art?Oh, art...can look deadly.

Bronx/Brooklyn?Never been to Brooklyn so I have to say Bronx.

Passive/Aggressive?Aggressive...makes you feel like you're alive!
John: Updike/Steinbeck?Neither, John John, the Piper's Son!!

Broadway/Off/Off-Off?Hmmm...off broadway...more creative than broadway and you have you have the comfort of a comfy seat (unlike off-off). I like my home comforts.
Time/Time Out? That's a tough one, both of them have merits...both cater to different needs.
In/Outdoor Person?
In Ireland? In. The rest of the world? Out. You figure out why.

Subway/Cab?
Subway...I like to figure out where to go myself...explore.

Domestic/Import?
That's a toughy, isn't? Jeez, I don't know...

Non/conformist? Conformist when it suits.

Dog/Cat?
Dog...don't trust cats.

Plastic/Cash?Cash. Don't trust plastic in recessions.

In/Extrovert?
Depends on the mood.

Payless/Gallo?
Payless...due to Catholic guilt on spending.

Library/store?
Book store. Love to see the latest stock.

Morning/NightOwl?
Night owl...it's seriously dangerous to come near me in the morning. Seriously.

Salt/fresh water?
Salt. Since mommy is from an island (Donegal).

Heels or Flats?Heels all the way baby!

Little Italy:Bronx/NYC?
These questions don't really apply to us here in Ireland. We don't have either. No, wait, there is an Italian take out here in Carrick, they have really good garlic bread...so I prefer the little Italy right here in Carrick-on-Shannon. My brother says it's owned by a Polish family but I don't care, I'll still eat their Italian, it's good Italian...

Dublin/London?
Neither. Don't like Dublin...and I have never been to London...So, it has to be Boston.

Standard/Automatic?
We only have standards here but hang on I have when I lived in America, automatic is easier.

Gum/Tic-tac?
Gum with nice flavours...that's how we spell it here, with the u.

Driver/Passenger?Driver because you get the control of the music...rock on!

Stones/Beatles?
(hesitating) Beatles I guess.

Coffee/tea?
Hot water.