Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Funky Deadly Dean: Irish Pedicab Driver of NYC


City/Suburb? City.
Graffiti: Crime/Art? Art.
Bronx/Brooklyn? Bronx.
Passive/Aggressive? Aggressive
John: Updike/Steinbeck? Who are they?
Broadway/Off/Off-Off? Doesn't matter man, really.
Time/Time Out? Time out.
In/Outdoor Person? Out.
Subway/Cab? Doesn't matter. (Pauses to ponder). Depends on what situation you are in. If you're in rush hour, you take the train...if the trains are screwed up (delayed) or it's too late at night you take a cab man.
Domestic/Import? Doesn't matter, f###### car is a car!
Non/conformist? Non.
Dog/Cat? I like both.
Plastic/Cash? Cash.
In/Extravert? Extravert.
Payless/Gallo? Depends on the shoes.
Library/store? Book store.
Morning/NightOwl? Both.
Salt/fresh water? Both.
Heels or Flats? Doesn't matter.
Little Italy: Bronx/NYC? Neither.
Dublin/London? Dublin but it's getting very English over there anyhow.
Standard/Automatic? Doesn't matter.
Gum/Tic-tac? Doesn't matter.
Driver/Passenger? Mostly the driver.
Stones/Beatles? Both.
Coffee/tea? Both.

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